Da Kid Mero
SWIZZ BEATZ DEFINITELY SOLD HIS SOUL TO SATAN B. I’M CONVINCED THIS NIGGA MADE SOME KINDA DEAL WITH SOMEBODY B. THAT NIGGA MUST KNOW SOME SECRET ABOUT THE BUSH FAMILY HAVING AN ILLEGAL ABORTION/CHILD PROSTITUTION RING OR SOMETHING B CUZ THAT NIGGA MAKES THE SAME 6 BEATS OVER AND OVER AND JUMPS ON EVERY HOOK LIKE “HUH-HUH-HEY-HEY WHUWHU-WHU-WHUHHHH SHOWTAAAAM!” BUT STILL HAS A MUSIC CAREER AND IS PIPING ALICIA KEYS. THAT NIGGA IS ON THE MOST HYPED ALBUM OF THE DECADE WITH A CASIO BEAT AND HIS UNNECESSARY VOICE ALL OVER THE SHIT. THAT NIGGA IS GETTING HIS DICK SUCKED BY ALICIA KEYS NIGGA! NIGGA LOOKS LIKE S REFUGEE FROM BEIRUT AND ALICIA KEYS IS PUTTING HIS PENIS INSIDE HER MOUTH. WHY IS THERE CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUT JAY BEING AN ALIEN THAT CONTROLS THE WORLDS ECONOMY VIA TWITTER, BUT THERE AIN’T NO THEORY ABOUT WHY THIS NIGGA IS STILL EATIN OD UNDESERVEDLY LIKE SOMALIAN PIRATES?
